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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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crysqueen

I should really organize the Queen pictures folder instead just separate them into “70s Queen” and “non-70s Queen” because there’s 900+ photos gosh

anyways here are some of the funny (and possibly rarer) ones:

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Why is Bri’s face wrapped up in fishnet…(and why is everyone smiling so creepily)

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How to respond to anon hate

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The “Deaky and his 3 bitches”…now with extra feet

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shhhhhhhh…

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Golf bois

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and tennis bois

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Speaking of that picture of Freddie, look what I found:

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Mayhaps I’m choking XD

Source: crysqueen
frcddiesmercury

Roger and his very nasty letter to “Rolling Stone” magazine

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  — I can’t stand that magazine (…) One time Rolling Stone tried to write a political piece on us. I think the guy was deaf or his battery had run out. But it was very creepy. They have this very superior pseudo-intellectual approach to everything. They don’t approach anything with their senses. They were very nasty, and I wrote them a very nasty letter back, which they did print. —

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He wrote the letter on an airline sickness bag

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cherokee--roses

“fucking proud of its music (not all).”

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also can we talk about how well written this was???

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when an intellectual wants to roast you

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My sister and I have actually been talking about this very thing recently. People especially like to portray Roger as an idiot. But like, every last one of these guys are absolute geniuses. Freddie created the Queen crest, and he designed and created beautiful clothing. His sister owns two BEAUTIFUL, amazing coats he made. John sat his exams in the middle of recording Queen II (and passed) and returned the same day to continue recording. He basically created Queen’s sound system. He also boosted his own car’s engine, and kept track of the band’s finances. We all already know Brian is a fucking astrophysicist. Hello. And Roger was in medical school before switching to biology. And he pens things like this. Absolute artistic and logical, scientific geniuses, all four of them. It just floors me.

Source: one-hysterical-queen
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thequeenofadream

70s/80s Queen with today’s social media.

A/N: i’m still sick so if this seems crazy then that explains it.

Freddie Mercury (musicalprostitute)

  • bio: probably hanging out with my cool cats or writing legendary hits, love you my darlings. 💗
  • cat pictures. every. single. day.
  • i cannot stress this enough.
  • “look at them!! 😍”
  • calling everyone out for their bullshit.
  • “@sidvicious oh im sorry, aren’t you simon ferocious or something?”
  • “@tridentstudios was the fin on your back part of the deal?? #shark.”
  • “@MTV fuck you.”
  • him posting his outfits, i mean how could you not
  • “roger absolutely hated this look, but he’s a car fucker so who’s he to judge.”
  • also expect a ton of random shit.
  • “haven’t hit brian yet, but there’s still time.”
  • “fat bottomed girls was about me.”
  • probably getting flagged in 2 days in for “NSFW” content
  • “i have a lot of sex”
  • “look lovies, i don’t see how my previous tweet got flagged but i will fight till the end for it, see you all!!”
  • he is also the supportive friend that comments on all of your pictures
  • “YOU LOOK SO GOOD HERE LOVE”
  • bonus: posting cool art/posters for upcoming shows.

John Deacon (discodeacky)

  • bio: hi, my name is John richard deacon. i was born on august 19, 1951.
  • probably wouldn’t post much tbh.
  • but when he does it’s beautiful.
  • “i had a cold last week. :(”
  • he singlehandedly keeps disco alive, posting the best videos of him on stage.
  • the whole queen fandom creating a challenge much like the bab challenge.
  • john critiquing everyone
  • “@queenlover25 you have to let loose, and let the music take control.”
  • “you all are good dancers, but don’t forget that i am the dancing queen.”
  • also ranting about the rest of the band fighting
  • “look i just wanna show them my song, but they’re fighting and not listening and i honestly don’t know why i still put up with this band.”
  • “omg it’s just a bit weird i mean what exactly is roger doing with that car.”
  • “that’s it, im actually leaving for bali, ive had enough bye.”
  • plus him posting pics of wonderful sceneries
  • + with the most inspiring captions
  • “close your eyes and see the world you’ve dreamed of. now all you need to do is see it with your eye open.”
  • this man is wise.
  • will not get banned anytime soon
  • tumblr’s NSFW detector gives him a - 5/10

Brian May (spaceman39)

  • bio: follow for space, animal and guitar content!! xx bri 😁
  • very wholesome 10/10 motivating content
  • “the best way to start the day is to get on your bike.”
  • also that one friend that always posts selfies wherever you go.
  • actually you know what it wouldn’t be too different from the brian today
  • clog discussions
  • “@clog4life i have these lovely white ones and they’re the absolute best.”
  • literally posting whenever he gets a new one.
  • “i got the whole band pairs!”
  • posting the latest space stuff
  • aka him being nasa’s biggest fanboy
  • “@NASA will be launching a new aircraft and i am too excited..”
  • “@NASA i can’t wait!!”
  • “have you guys seen the new pictures from the new horizons spacecraft?!?”
  • sharing amazing guitar solos
  • “john almost said no to this guitar solo. hmph.”
  • “just playing around…”
  • last not but not least supporting animal rights while posting the cutest pics
  • “look into their eyes and say no, i dare you.”

Roger Taylor (boyracers)

  • bio: drummer for queen. im rog but you can call my anytime.
  • before we start i just want to say i think he’d be trolling the fuck out of brian
  • “@spaceman39 okay so i can’t write a song about my car but you can spend £500 worth of clogs okay.”
  • basically a roger taylor fan page, posting pics 24/7
  • “i looks so good in this picture, fight me.”
  • also calling people out for their bullshit
  • “@vanillaice i mean you’re a white rapper from florida, try to dance your way outta that one.”
  • “@musicalprostitute we all know that brian wrote that song about me.”
  • come for the roger, stay for the bants
  • “who the fuck is galileo???”
  • “yOu CaLl Me SwEeT lIkE iM sOmE kInD oF cHeEse.”
  • “freddie threw my maracas into the crowd. one in a million maracas those were.”
  • rants about the band
  • “it’s hour 5 of being locked in the cupboard and it’s getting pretty hot, but it’s all the name of music.”
  • also that friend that takes sneak pics of you and tags you later
  • “@discodeacky being an absolute angel as always”
  • it was a pic of john eating a sandwich
  • hes also the friend that will tag you in memes
  • “@discodeacky @musicalprostitute @spaceman39 this is us in the studio lol”
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This cracked me up!

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The thought of John doing a BAB Dance style critiquing/ competition… is everything I never knew I wanted.

Source: thequeenofadream